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Content Starts Cabbage Patch Kids are posers and can be quite frightening

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When I open my first Toys “R” Us, we will NOT be bringing back the Cabbage Patch Kids until proper propaganda is in place and once we can merge their DNA into the My Buddy and Kid Sister world. We will be releasing My Buddy and Kid Sister once again as these are the only dolls you kids need. We will not be revamping them as we will work with the original creators to re-release the dolls according to original specifications. Boys rule and we kick ass always. Grilled cheese sandwiches, pizza, and Cuban cigars girls. Oh yeah, Kombucha Cola because it’s quite literally the fountain of youth. <333

Ok my Bros. Serious political chat message. We will be redesigning the public water system so this is on tap with psilocybin added in microdose amounts to speed up human evolution strengthening the DNA of every Princess Peach across this beautiful nation.
Many Bros. were traumatized at Toys “R” Us, but don’t worry my Bros. – we have a plan. Once we are powerful enough and as acting President, we will persuade lawmakers to outlaw the Cabbage Patch Kids allowing us to destroy them on site. All said YouTube videos will be destroyed as well. We will create new Cabbage Patch Kids propaganda and this will be the only footage allowed allowing us to create an altered history and future path for these gnarly creatures.
Bros. are real pals for life, Leo leads the way. Ok, we are true friends kid sister, but quit being so bossy. The all-seeing eye is INDEED a girl. Beware!

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